Anonymous | September 14th 2011
Free time? NaHBrO. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 14th 2011
I walk around and look at cute girls all day and then watch a football game with a group that has a 1:1 ratio of girls to guys. then i wake up from my dream and realize im at stevens and not a college with girls
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
Today I overheard someone say ’No, seriously, I saw people playing with lightsabers last night on the lawn.’ MLIS.
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
ugly guys talking about how girls at stevens are unattractive and wont put out. MLIS
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
When people come to my dorm just to get some air conditioning. - My LIfe is Davis
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
After 2.5 hours of class we only got through 40 of 60 slides. MLIS
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
When a internet meme walks around campus and everyone is like ’I know that kid...he banishes people to the shadow realm, lets be friends with him’.
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
’The intro to your papers should be like foreplay, if i’m not interested in the first couple lines, it’s a lost cause.’
~Jonathan Wharton (political science)
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
Where the swim team could take down the LAX team. MLIS
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
Your across town and too drunk to walk home so you call Steven’s police for a ride. MLIS