My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  1:25pm October 21st 2011
You can’t go to the reslife office to get help. you have to email them and hope they think you’re worthy of a response. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:24pm October 21st 2011
Because i’m a female i’m automatically categorized as ’hideous’ or looking for a husband simply because i go to a tech school. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:25pm October 21st 2011
’Force,’ ’false,’ and ’fourth’ all sounds like the same word. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  4:26pm October 22nd 2011
Hot girls at frat parties make math jokes MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:23pm October 21st 2011
...when you notice girls jerking off their umbrellas, there’s something very wrong here. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  9:01pm October 22nd 2011
Alone studying on a Saturday night doesn’t suck now that I discovered Daft Punk. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  1:22pm October 21st 2011
I just realized that leet-speech is similar to binary, you know you’ve lived here too long. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:23pm October 21st 2011
I woke up today to find a ’Wanted: Hot Girlfriend’ poster in the wall of Hayden. How desperate the girl must be. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:25pm October 21st 2011
I’m smarter than you and I have sex frequently. MLIS Bitch!
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Anonymous  |  8:24pm October 23rd 2011
’When the zombie apocalypse hits, my engineering skills will be worth so much more’ MLIS
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