Anonymous | October 06th 2011
When you’re writing a paper for a humanities class and you accidentally end all of your sentences with semicolons; MLI CS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Wondering if that cute Asian grad student smoking cigarettes from her Hello Kitty backpack is looking for a younger, dumber American husband and doesn’t care about my geekiness.
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Yesterday I put a work order in for a minor leak in the bathroom. Today I walk into my room and discover the whole room was flooded earlier because while repairing the leak the guy broke a pipe. MLIS
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Most of the pranks on my floor have involved various things being inconveniently covered with condoms, partially because it’s funny, but mostly because we have nothing better to do with the condoms. MLIS
Anonymous | October 07th 2011
Today, on my way back from class, I noticed a guy kneeling down by the field. Upon further glance, I realize that he’s petting a wild bird. MLIS
Anonymous | October 07th 2011
Just got run down by a long board while trying to walk to class...mlis
Anonymous | October 07th 2011
I had a massive headache today so I skipped yoga. It wasn’t debilitating enough for me to skip calculus though. MLIS
Anonymous | October 04th 2011
When philosophy class makes your friend say soda instead of pop - His Life is Stevens
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Girl with GPS complains about guys talking about the ratio? MLIS.
Anonymous | October 07th 2011
Being the only freshman commuter. MLIS.