Anonymous | September 26th 2011
My friends were debating weather or not you can have sex and both be on top. The solution? Use a portal gun. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 28th 2011
’Dis formula is quite seemple, ektually.’ MLIS.
Anonymous | September 28th 2011
When the coin sound from Mario rings in a class and half the class looks at their phone.
Anonymous | September 27th 2011
Today i was fighting brock, but when he used onyx all my Pokemon had fainted, bar one: kakuna. I thought I was fucked. Kakuna, had other ideas, he hardened until he maxed his defence, then used struggle to damage onyx allthe the while most of onyx’s attacks missed. My kakuna just beat an onyx.
Anonymous | September 28th 2011
Walk into lan every thursday. I am one of five girls here every thursday. I don’t even go here... MLIS
Anonymous | September 28th 2011
When you make eye contact and smile at a guy to be polite, and he immediately thinks you’re coming on to him. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 27th 2011
I have to do an essay... Time to play Words With Friends! MLIS
twray | September 26th 2011
When you leave Peirce because you have to poop before finishing your meal.. MLIS
Anonymous | September 24th 2011
MATRIX is the Dance King Class of 2015
MLIS
llamawithhat | September 29th 2011
Where you walk on the grass, because there is no direct path to anything on campus...mlis