’You try to take partial M minus partial N over M and get a function of X only. If that doesn’t work, take partial N minus partial M over N and get a function of Y only. If that doesn’t work, you cry.’
-Victor Mazmanian, MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
Doing separation operations HW in a the library with little success. Friend who recently turned 21 enters with a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. You engage, and finish the homework with greater success.
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
While walking around campus there is a good chance you will see a kid on a unicycle just cruising around-MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
MIKE WOLF!!!!! -mlis
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
when you have nothing better to do then set up orgies in room 211 of humphreys -MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
Stevens- where ultimate frisbee is the most popular sport on campus
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
when the highlight of your day is successfully seeing more than 4 girls grouped together at once, and at least one of them is attractive, MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
When the only way you’re doing the homework is if it’s on the PDFs. MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
My liberal arts major friend at NYU complained to me that she got 6 hours of sleep last night. I was lucky to get 6 hours of sleep this week. MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
You know PH means ’you’re fucked’ in the language of Res Life.
