Anonymous | September 19th 2011
When your roommate gets roofied at the freshman fiesta. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 20th 2011
I ran into an old high-school friend on campus. I asked her what major she was..she doesn’t go here =( Her boyfriend does..Apparently, outsourcing is in. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
’No matter how hard to try to idiot proof your design, God will always make a better idiot.’
~anonymously written on the board in Design III
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
When you learn basic mandarin, hindi, gujarati, russian,some farsi,turkish and spanish too, to talk to TAs, professors, and grad students.
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
When my friends and I drink, we choose between watching ’Futurama’ and ’The Big Bang Theory.’ MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Today I had two hours of free time in between classes. I thought it might be a good idea to get a head start on homework, so that I could avoid staying in the library until 2 in the morning. I played League of Legends instead. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Wolfram Alpha can’t even differentiate the problem. We’re screwed. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
You wake up, look outside, and see a bunch of girls in skanky costumes. Upon further inspection you realize its the anime convention and dont leave the room all day...MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
’Let’s check out the view at castle point’ is just about the smoothest pick-up line around
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
when your door knob is broken and locks you in and out of your room, leaving you pretty much screwed. you go to the guards in howe and their reply? its not an emergency... true, I’m just trapped nbd.. #stopbeingsolazy MLIS