Anonymous | September 17th 2011
Technologically advanced school. Website crashes every five days. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 18th 2011
The employees at Benny’s know me, and one has tried to ride my unicycle.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
My friends and I wanted to watch the Godfather after we came back from the city. We decided we were too tired to watch a movie and instead we’re doing homework. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Dear horny freshmen: If your only college goal is to sleep with as many women as possible, you are at the wrong school, and we do not want you here. I’m sure Rutgers would gladly accept you into their student body. MLIS, and it is awesome.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
My roommate looks into my fridge, sees a black container, and asks, ’Why is there a TI-84 in the fridge??’ - MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
The people behind us in pierce just said ’We may be too tired to watch a movie, but we’re not too tired to do homework.’ MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
When the breadsticks of today are the croutons of tomorrow. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
Going to Stevens and chronic masturbation go hand in hand. MLIS
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
The most girls in one room: women’s volleyball game. MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
I went to a frat party at another school, and realized what a frat party actually is. MLIS.