My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Go to sit at the comfy couches in the corner of Pierce... oh wait the weird people are still there. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
You hear guys complaining about ’the ratio’ even though they couldn’t get a girl no matter what the ratio was. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
When you roll into a party with 2 girls and 2 guys and improve the ratio.
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
when you take good notes in class and the guy in front of you playin megaman every class on his laptop gets better grades than you
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Despite the few amount of girls at school, the ones that are decently hot already have boyfriends. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
When your sitting in your own dorm minding your own business and a nerf war breaks out between your roommate and 7 other virgins.
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
My girlfriend isn’t afraid that i’ll get with other girls at parties because i go here. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Stevens: where 5’s become 10’s, nerf guns and nintendo make a come back, frisbee is 24 hours on the lawn, the minorities are the ones who don’t join LAN parties, and every attractive girl has a sea of hungry virgins behind her.
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
In mechsolids you learn that raptors have both magnitude and direction. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
That moment when you realize your class has only 50 more kids than your high school senior class MLIS
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