Anonymous | September 13th 2011
Doing separation operations HW in a the library with little success. Friend who recently turned 21 enters with a case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade. You engage, and finish the homework with greater success.
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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chompinator74 | September 13th 2011
’You try to take partial M minus partial N over M and get a function of X only. If that doesn’t work, take partial N minus partial M over N and get a function of Y only. If that doesn’t work, you cry.’
-Victor Mazmanian, MLIS
sapereaud3 | September 13th 2011
Walked to Pierce just to fill up my soda bottle for free.
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
When you get Rickrolled by WCPR in Pierce and everyone starts clapping with the music.
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
When you’re talking to one of your friends who’s a girl and 10 other guys swarm in like hungry vultures.
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
’You’re leaving the LAN already? Aw come on man, it’s only 3 AM!’ MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
I dropped my heavy ass laptop and broke half the bones in my foot. MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
4 guys are in my bed doing heat transfer ... homework. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 10th 2011
Tonight I came back to my room only to get my key stuck in the door trying to unlock it. Two of my friends and I tried to open the door. My roommate was there and managed to unlock the door from the inside, but my RA wasn’t there at all. Typical. MLIS
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
Daily hygiene, no interest from guys. Don’t shower for a week, guys suddenly want to talk to me. MLIS