Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Portal 2 and Dead Island co-op in the dining hall for the day. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
when you have thrown shoes at kids for walking into your room without knocking to discuss nerf guns and mindcraft with your roommate. while youre trying to nap.
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
I think I did a line of coke.
MLIS
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
Complaining about the ratio -- The freshmans favorite pastime. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
There are so many girls here. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
I can brag that my dorm has hot water again. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
I woke up with a monster of a hickey on my neck and it really hurts. MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
I peed on the floor of my room two nights in a row because i was blacked out. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
where knowing the makes and models of almost every car gets you made fun of. mlis