Anonymous | 2:03pm December 19th 2011
Cops everywhere but no one stops my brain from getting raped by that math final. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | 1:04pm December 15th 2011
You know in the mystevens there is an icon and under it says physical plant work order. I totally thought it was talking about the gym and a schedule for work outs. MLIS
Anonymous | 9:53pm December 14th 2011
Hear sex noises coming from a dorm room; assume it’s porn. MLIS
Anonymous | 11:17pm December 11th 2011
I left my smart phone, laptop, ipod, headphones, ergonomic mouse, hard drive, and some cookies on a table in the library when I went to the bathroom. When I came back everything was gone except my smart phone, laptop, ipod, headphones, ergonomic mouse, and my hard drive.
Anonymous | 8:11pm December 11th 2011
Finals weekend turns into a competition of who can get the drunkest and stay up the latest. Nocturnal status is official MLIS
Anonymous | 11:13am December 08th 2011
Stevens girls are like banana peppers: they add flavor to your life, but they’re not very hot.
Anonymous | 7:02pm December 06th 2011
HS Teacher: I’m not going to teach this. You’ll learn it next year. College Professor: I’ll skip this. You should remember it from last year. MLIS
Anonymous | 8:20am December 05th 2011
Eating and sleeping have become a nuisance because of the wasted time in which I could be studying. MLIS.
Anonymous | 8:25pm December 03rd 2011
Students waste their time trying to make a website*, it dies soon after. Their life is normal. *d3d3Lm15bGlmZWlzc3RldmVucy5jb20K
Anonymous | 3:38pm December 02nd 2011
Paying a quarter million dollars over 4 years to complain about how much it sucks. MLIS