Anonymous | September 27th 2011
Freshman goes to party with girls, sits in corner whole night and never talks to any of them. Goes home and blogs about how awful the Stevens ratio is. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 27th 2011
I had to put my laptop in my refrigerator today. I then had to take it out for fear that the heat would damage my food and the fridge itself. MLIS
Anonymous | September 26th 2011
What kind of oil did the engineer buy wearing his stevens shirt? extra virgin
Anonymous | September 24th 2011
When a kid named matix calls you limpy or rollin’ because you are on on crutches and a wheelchair
Anonymous | September 25th 2011
Try to create club, 20 page form for submission. MLIS
Anonymous | September 24th 2011
MATRIX IS A BLACK FRESHMEN AT STEVENS....mlis
Anonymous | September 22nd 2011
I hooked up with a 6 last night. I guess beggars can’t be choosers. MLIS
Anonymous | September 23rd 2011
In Chemistry Recitation, when Mamma Kang converts a number to scientific notation and there is an uproar of confusion from the class. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 26th 2011
tethering from my phone is faster than the stevens’ network. mlis
Anonymous | September 26th 2011
When you can’t find a seat in the library.. MLIS