Anonymous | September 13th 2011
My liberal arts major friend at NYU complained to me that she got 6 hours of sleep last night. I was lucky to get 6 hours of sleep this week. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 13th 2011
when your nervous all pierce (dining hall) workers are on parole.......mlis
blazenight | September 15th 2011
When you realize that the guy chefs in Pierce are usually at the grill, while the women are ALWAYS at the sandwich station. MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Mom: So son, have you met any nice girls yet? Son: There are only 5 girls st Stevens, and have you SEEN them?
Anonymous | September 16th 2011
See friend sitting in Pierce. Ask ’What do?’, says ’Noms’, reply ’K, seat plox’, says ’Yeah, K’. Sit down. Conversion is over and nobody questions what you just said. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
wen you gotta do math to get into a fucking party.. 2:1 ratio damnn wtf....
Anonymous | September 22nd 2011
I’ve been wearing the same pants for three days. They are skinny jeans so they don’t show wrinkles. Fell asleep in yesterday’s pants? Now they’re todays pants. MLIS
Anonymous | September 26th 2011
My friends were debating weather or not you can have sex and both be on top. The solution? Use a portal gun. MLIS
Anonymous | September 27th 2011
Today i was fighting brock, but when he used onyx all my Pokemon had fainted, bar one: kakuna. I thought I was fucked. Kakuna, had other ideas, he hardened until he maxed his defence, then used struggle to damage onyx allthe the while most of onyx’s attacks missed. My kakuna just beat an onyx.
hubrys905 | September 29th 2011
All my teacher’s speak English pretty well - I Think MLIS