Anonymous | October 08th 2011
Stevens girls are like parking spots in hoboken, they are either taken or handicaped MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | 11:13am December 08th 2011
Stevens girls are like banana peppers: they add flavor to your life, but they’re not very hot.
Anonymous | September 08th 2011
I walked into a frat the other night and I was the ONLY girl there...MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
I never have to solve my own homework, I have internal genitalia
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
Freshmen girls try really hard to look good for the first week...then they realize they get the same amount of attention without trying...MLIS
Anonymous | 9:33pm September 25th 2012
All friends are girls. One girl actually wants to be more than friends. All from Stevens.Yet no male friends.How did this happen here,out of all places?!?
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
Piskies, Cold beer and hot girls. Jk they are dry and we are at Stevens mlis
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
So I was at the delta party with three girls. When we were leaving, one of them could not walk or wake up. She was roofied. Mlis
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Wondering if that cute Asian grad student smoking cigarettes from her Hello Kitty backpack is looking for a younger, dumber American husband and doesn’t care about my geekiness.
Anonymous | September 09th 2011
Batman LITERALLY goes to my school. - MLIS