My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
I’ve gotten 6 parking tickets in one semester. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
we all know the cafeteria workers by name... mlis
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
I go to a school that has it’s own parody of MLIA...MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
dozens of tables at club fair. most popular table... the video game club. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
Free time? NaHBrO. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
After 2.5 hours of class we only got through 40 of 60 slides. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
’The intro to your papers should be like foreplay, if i’m not interested in the first couple lines, it’s a lost cause.’ ~Jonathan Wharton (political science)
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
When ’ARPHA, OMIGA, SITA, MINURS, and DEVITIVE’ are among the many real mathematical words used in a typical recitation class.
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
Campus police issues me a parking pass, and then asks for it back. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
When your roommates tell you a calculus pick up line to get GPS infected girls.
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