Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When your sitting in your own dorm minding your own business and a nerf war breaks out between your roommate and 7 other virgins.
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Stevens: where 5’s become 10’s, nerf guns and nintendo make a come back, frisbee is 24 hours on the lawn, the minorities are the ones who don’t join LAN parties, and every attractive girl has a sea of hungry virgins behind her.
blazenight | September 15th 2011
When someone comments ’lol’ you think they mean ’League of Legends’ - MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Guys bitch about the ratio, but most of them probably couldn’t score on ’an empty net’ to begin with - MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
my friends from home think i’m smart..but here, im just a biz tech. MLIS
Nyjcmp | September 15th 2011
All of the women are taken, or there is a reason why they aren’t. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
The only kind of fucked you get at Stevens is mind-fucked. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
You walk into the dining hall and the radio ’DJ’ is playing the songs from pokemon, digimon and Advent Children
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When the highlight of your weekend is a 4am Bagels run...MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When pre-gaming means getting your magic card deck ready for the big duel..