My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  October 12th 2011
The following is a conversation between a friend and I: Friend: ’Wanna go watch Tron?’ Me: ’You mean the two hour Daft Punk music video?’ Friend: ’No I mean Tron.’ Me: ’No, you mean two hour Daft Punk music video.’ -MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:23pm October 21st 2011
...when you notice girls jerking off their umbrellas, there’s something very wrong here. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  4:28pm October 25th 2011
I am the minority in most of my group projects. I am also white. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  12:35pm October 31st 2011
where the most common disease is platinum pussy syndrome
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Anonymous  |  September 08th 2011
I’d like to think of a funny quip to put on this website, but I’m far too busy with Homework right now. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 09th 2011
’Bill bye the science guy is just some random guy shocked random experiments in his garage’ ’YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT BILL NYE!!!!’ mlis
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Anonymous  |  September 09th 2011
Successfully torrented without being shunned from the network. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 13th 2011
Limited torrent download speed to 75 kB/s to avoid getting throttled bandwidth. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
Ugh. Why can’t everyone take Duckbills? MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
I walk around and look at cute girls all day and then watch a football game with a group that has a 1:1 ratio of girls to guys. then i wake up from my dream and realize im at stevens and not a college with girls
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