My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
None of my TA’s are asian? WTF.
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
when after a couple of days you start noticing that you go to an all boy school, and the girls on campus are in a field trip from our sister school
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
We are at an engineering school. Why do the humanities professors think we give a FUCK? - MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Stevens - Wrecking umbrellas since 1870. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
I couldn’t get into the LAN party tonight because i didn’t bring 2 girls. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
I never worry about getting a boner in class. Ever. - MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
My friends chem lab partner is a girl, and all engineering partners are girls...REALLY life.../rage quit
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
The females at the LAN parties are more attractive than those at regular parties -MLIS. Hell yeah.
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
We had a magician tonight in jacobus. He found girls to join him up on stage with him. He is truly magic. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 18th 2011
Dear horny freshmen: If your only college goal is to sleep with as many women as possible, you are at the wrong school, and we do not want you here. I’m sure Rutgers would gladly accept you into their student body. MLIS, and it is awesome.
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