My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  10:53am November 01st 2011
’I just read that scientists made cellular automata out of living organisms.’ ’Dude, that means that through Rule 110, we can make living computers.’ ’What would we call those?’ ’Puppies?’ ’Are puppies Turing-complete?’ ’A sufficiently large number of them, perhaps...’
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Anonymous  |  8:25pm December 03rd 2011
Students waste their time trying to make a website*, it dies soon after. Their life is normal. *d3d3Lm15bGlmZWlzc3RldmVucy5jb20K
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Anonymous  |  12:13am February 10th 2013
snowstorm at Stevens = snow fort with fullly functioning movie theater
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Anonymous  |  September 10th 2011
Tonight I came back to my room only to get my key stuck in the door trying to unlock it. Two of my friends and I tried to open the door. My roommate was there and managed to unlock the door from the inside, but my RA wasn’t there at all. Typical. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
Walk into the library @ 10am already over half way full...MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Im the only person in my wing that doesn’t play Team Fortress 2 - MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
someone asked me to turn down my music before 10pm on a friday, MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 14th 2011
’the club can’t even handle me right now...’ anime club that is. MLIS
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blazenight  |  September 15th 2011
When the only reason we participate in our math class is to earn stickers from our teacher. - freshman math class
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Realizing that the guy chefs Pierce are usually at the grill, while a woman is ALWAYS at the sandwich station.
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