Anonymous | September 17th 2011
When I say the phrase ’mastering physics’ people look at me like I’ve just punched a baby
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 19th 2011
Where the engineers realize that the ketchup cups are really just disposable shot-glasses. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
professor started writing on the board, I looked down for two minutes, I look up, board is completely full?!?!? MLIS
Anonymous | September 22nd 2011
When you realize that Professor Jones has more energy at 86 than we do at age 18.
Anonymous | 11:13am December 08th 2011
Stevens girls are like banana peppers: they add flavor to your life, but they’re not very hot.
chompinator74 | September 13th 2011
’You try to take partial M minus partial N over M and get a function of X only. If that doesn’t work, take partial N minus partial M over N and get a function of Y only. If that doesn’t work, you cry.’
-Victor Mazmanian, MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When ’TI Inspire Calculator’, ’External Hard Drive (1 TB)’, and ’Game Stop Gift Card’ are on the list of prizes for ESC Casino night. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
i can now understand russian and asian accents. mlis.
Anonymous | September 14th 2011
you’re a business major so everyone assumes you do a sport
Anonymous | October 12th 2011
I came to Stevens believing there would be soft serve ice cream. The machine was broken more times than the Honor Code. MLIS.