My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  10:57am August 07th 2012
’stevens, my life is you’ by hart welles
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Anonymous  |  October 06th 2011
I work at the Helpdesk. We all drink and smoke cigarettes. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  October 06th 2011
Wondering if that cute Asian grad student smoking cigarettes from her Hello Kitty backpack is looking for a younger, dumber American husband and doesn’t care about my geekiness.
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martyr35  |  7:32pm October 16th 2011
I just picked up, then helped my dealer with his calculus homework. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  1:26pm October 21st 2011
Just wrote a humanities essay on something I’ve never read. -MLIS
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Anonymous  |  2:37am October 24th 2011
5:29AM, I am t 1400kB/s. 5:30AM, I am at 170kBs. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  10:07pm January 02nd 2012
I went to a New Years Eve party and proceeded to watch three Star Wars movies instead of talking to people. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  7:01pm October 19th 2011
My only friends in the world is this hunk of metal in front of me. The rest of the world is fake
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Anonymous  |  September 13th 2011
when the highlight of your day is successfully seeing more than 4 girls grouped together at once, and at least one of them is attractive, MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 13th 2011
My liberal arts major friend at NYU complained to me that she got 6 hours of sleep last night. I was lucky to get 6 hours of sleep this week. MLIS
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