Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When there’s a kid actually named Dr. Mittens. Not Mr. Mittens, he’s educated.
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Despite the few amount of girls at school, the ones that are decently hot already have boyfriends. MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Three quarters of the desk graffiti in MPK is Mathematical functions and chemical formulas. MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
where the dumbest pothead here still had a 4.0 in high school
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Everyone complains instead of having a good time. We’re all geeks - that means we’re all friends. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 16th 2011
The females at the LAN parties are more attractive than those at regular parties -MLIS. Hell yeah.
Anonymous | September 16th 2011
You have guys bitching about how ugly you are, all the time. Class and tact are hot, misogyny isn’t. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
There are so many girls here. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
When Pierce advertises a southern gravy, and it’s just melted butter. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Someone just won the penis game. At 11:30pm. From across Palmer lawn. MLIS.