My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  1:10pm November 15th 2011
There were more males than females at an Empowering Women seminar. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  6:03pm November 29th 2011
I get distracted by the colors on the Empire State Building every night. MLIS <3
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llamawithhat  |  September 29th 2011
Where the freshmen don’t realize that the library has multiple floors...mlis
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Anonymous  |  October 04th 2011
More people at Bill Nye then at Finger Eleven- and Bill Nye had limited seating.
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Anonymous  |  11:17pm November 06th 2011
Im still a virgin and i dont even get good grades. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  11:33am November 19th 2011
By senior year, 100% battery life is 0 seconds of power. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  8:20am December 05th 2011
Eating and sleeping have become a nuisance because of the wasted time in which I could be studying. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  September 12th 2011
Since we don’t have a football team, we tailgate the LAN parties. MLIS.
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
When the varsity basketball team gets kicked off the court by 50 dodgeball enthusiasts in short shorts and ’where’s waldo’ hats. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 18th 2011
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
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