Anonymous | 1:10pm November 15th 2011
There were more males than females at an Empowering Women seminar. MLIS
Anonymous | 6:03pm November 29th 2011
I get distracted by the colors on the Empire State Building every night. MLIS <3
Where the freshmen dont realize that the library has multiple floors...mlis
Anonymous | October 04th 2011
More people at Bill Nye then at Finger Eleven- and Bill Nye had limited seating.
Anonymous | 11:17pm November 06th 2011
Im still a virgin and i dont even get good grades. MLIS.
Anonymous | 11:33am November 19th 2011
By senior year, 100% battery life is 0 seconds of power. MLIS.
Anonymous | 8:20am December 05th 2011
Eating and sleeping have become a nuisance because of the wasted time in which I could be studying. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
Since we dont have a football team, we tailgate the LAN parties. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When the varsity basketball team gets kicked off the court by 50 dodgeball enthusiasts in short shorts and wheres waldo hats. MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.