Anonymous | October 13th 2011
’What?’- Professor Search
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
Best
Anonymous | October 08th 2011
Stevens girls are like parking spots in hoboken, they are either taken or handicaped MLIS
Anonymous | October 10th 2011
WHY IS MY HOMEWORK NOT ON CRAMSTER!?!!?!? MLIS
Anonymous | October 12th 2011
The following is a conversation between a friend and I: Friend: ’Wanna go watch Tron?’ Me: ’You mean the two hour Daft Punk music video?’ Friend: ’No I mean Tron.’ Me: ’No, you mean two hour Daft Punk music video.’ -MLIS
Anonymous | October 13th 2011
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, unless you eat at Pierce where liquid eggs are liquid laxatives. MLIS
Anonymous | October 13th 2011
When your the only commuter on your team and everyone offers you their couch so you don’t ruin their plans.-MLIS
Anonymous | October 13th 2011
We found toilet paper that started on the 2nd floor, went up to and through third, up to and through fourth, up to and through 5th. Then we took it down the stairs and through half of first floor before it ran out.
Anonymous | October 15th 2011
stevens where leaving a seat up in the bathroom is acceptable at frat parties
Anonymous | October 15th 2011
i named by ipod my boat so everytime i download music it says my boat is syncing
Anonymous | October 15th 2011
When a minority isn’t a race but the opposite sex MLIS