Anonymous | October 05th 2011
Where the asshole jocks from high school are the lowest of the social ladder... and are still assholes. -MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
Best
Anonymous | 10:54am November 01st 2011
One roommate taught me to count binary on my fingers. The other showed me how to use rave gloves. MLIS
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
Pearl was the first person to sign my cast. I’m Pearl’s Favorite. mlis
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
All of my friends are former swimmers, MLIS.
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
’You have already rated all of our posts. Your life really is Stevens...’ Fuck.
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
when you see a program you have to pay for and say naw I’ll just program that myself. MLIS
Anonymous | October 05th 2011
So I was at the delta party with three girls. When we were leaving, one of them could not walk or wake up. She was roofied. Mlis
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Submitted a work order, came back to the room later the same day and it was fixed. Physical plant fixed it but my roommate told me he did it, and I believed him because NOTHING gets done that quickly around here. MLIS
Anonymous | October 06th 2011
Just had my first arts and crafts project in college. It was cutting and pasting test questions together to make a cheat sheet. MLIS.