Anonymous | September 19th 2011
I put muffin in toaster. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
I meet a cute girl. We hit it off really well. Guess what?...She didnt have a boyfriend. =)...She was married =(. MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Unicycles are an accepted mode of transportation. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
Technical school...shitty technology, figure that one out.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
I woke up with a monster of a hickey on my neck and it really hurts. MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
Complaining about the ratio -- The freshmans favorite pastime. MLIS
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
Worst mailroom in the world. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Today in my CS class we had to draw the nondeterministic finite automata for a given set of strings...it turned into a competition of who could make the NDFA with the least amount of steps...MLIS
Anonymous | September 20th 2011
Where every club you want to be in meets at the same time. MLIS