Anonymous | September 16th 2011
You have guys bitching about how ugly you are, all the time. Class and tact are hot, misogyny isn’t. MLIS.
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
Best
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
Meet an attractive, nice, non-creepy guy at a party: he doesn’t go to Stevens. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
Not only is the material simple, but my professors eloquent knowledge of the English language helps. MLIS
Anonymous | September 17th 2011
11pm saturday night. pierce couches full of boys you’ve never seen before playing magic.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
The employees at Benny’s know me, and one has tried to ride my unicycle.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
Dear horny freshmen: If your only college goal is to sleep with as many women as possible, you are at the wrong school, and we do not want you here. I’m sure Rutgers would gladly accept you into their student body. MLIS, and it is awesome.
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
My roommate looks into my fridge, sees a black container, and asks, ’Why is there a TI-84 in the fridge??’ - MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
When the breadsticks of today are the croutons of tomorrow. MLIS
Anonymous | September 18th 2011
I went to a frat party at another school, and realized what a frat party actually is. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 19th 2011
We are the only college in Hoboken and cluck-u still delivers my food to the wrong place everytime... MLIS