Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When the varsity basketball team gets kicked off the court by 50 dodgeball enthusiasts in short shorts and ’where’s waldo’ hats. MLIS
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported.
It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to
all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument
to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
Best
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When the highlight of your weekend is a 4am Bagels run...MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
when you introduce a nerd to one of your friends as someone who is ’really smart’ not because you are being nice but instead to justify why you are with them
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When you realize that the grammar on this website is terrible and it doesn’t matter since everyone’s an engineer.
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
where six people use my swipe six times to get into pierce...MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
When pre-gaming means getting your magic card deck ready for the big duel..
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Ratio is soo bad guys are hitting on the cleaning ladies
Anonymous | September 16th 2011
I never worry about getting a boner in class. Ever. - MLIS
Anonymous | September 15th 2011
Class of 24 students.
8 of them are named Mohammad.
Anonymous | September 16th 2011
I spend too much time programming and get headaches. So I bought special computer glasses. They’re like reading glasses. But for teh computer.