Anonymous | September 09th 2011
Successfully torrented without being shunned from the network. MLIS
Anonymous | September 09th 2011
Just defended Bill Nye from some dumb biddy and got applause from half of Pierce. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
I spend $60000 a year for a front row seat for the July 4th fireworks. MLIS
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
Since we dont have a football team, we tailgate the LAN parties. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
Swiping almost 50 times to get the eSuds machine to work. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
When you realize less than 25% are girls and that less than 5% are attractive
Anonymous | September 12th 2011
Daily hygiene, no interest from guys. Dont shower for a week, guys suddenly want to talk to me. MLIS
Anonymous | September 10th 2011
Tonight I came back to my room only to get my key stuck in the door trying to unlock it. Two of my friends and I tried to open the door. My roommate was there and managed to unlock the door from the inside, but my RA wasnt there at all. Typical. MLIS
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
4 guys are in my bed doing heat transfer ... homework. MLIS.
Anonymous | September 13th 2011
When youre talking to one of your friends whos a girl and 10 other guys swarm in like hungry vultures.