My Life Is Stevens
As you can probably figure out, this website is no longer actively supported. It's not going away though! My Life Is Stevens is sticking around as an archive to all our collective stupidity, and will always be here as a monument to all you glorious Stevens people who made it out with a degree (and some who didn't!)
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Anonymous  |  September 30th 2011
Power Supply dies in gaming computer, sacrifice server power supply to play games. mlis
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Anonymous  |  September 13th 2011
My liberal arts major friend at NYU complained to me that she got 6 hours of sleep last night. I was lucky to get 6 hours of sleep this week. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 18th 2011
The people behind us in pierce just said ’We may be too tired to watch a movie, but we’re not too tired to do homework.’ MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 19th 2011
All systems need to be redundant, like common sense. That explains the ’Caution: Wet Floor’ sign in the showers
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Anonymous  |  September 13th 2011
when you have nothing better to do then set up orgies in room 211 of humphreys -MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
When your sitting in your own dorm minding your own business and a nerf war breaks out between your roommate and 7 other virgins.
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Anonymous  |  September 25th 2011
Where everyone believes that Bill Nye is dead because they read so in the Onion. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 15th 2011
Mom: So son, have you met any nice girls yet? Son: There are only 5 girls st Stevens, and have you SEEN them?
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
See friend sitting in Pierce. Ask ’What do?’, says ’Noms’, reply ’K, seat plox’, says ’Yeah, K’. Sit down. Conversion is over and nobody questions what you just said. MLIS
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Anonymous  |  September 16th 2011
My friends chem lab partner is a girl, and all engineering partners are girls...REALLY life.../rage quit
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